DC Dukes Corner Store

 

He's singing..DoingThe Irish Jig"."Who's He?"."Carefree Sam..

Be happy.. Dance with the Leprechauns..as folklore predicts...Dance with the Leprechauns.. and you will enjoy your day...The nights won't be too bad either...

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For those of you in a hurry...skip by the jokes and the tips....Scroll down to the items you may be interested in...Even though you may miss a few laughs and a few things you might not have known about in the health and household tips... Duke

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Dukes Deals

If it's after 12 Midnight...try to be quiet...we might be sleeping...

"Never play cards with a man called Doc."
Dukes Deals always opens with a few clean jokes
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An American lawyer asked Paddy...how come whenever you ask an Irishman a question...he answers with another question... Who told you that? asked Paddy...

 

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Murpy told Quinn that his wife was driving him to drink Quinn thinks he's very lucky...his wife makes him walk...

Quinn going home Murphy & Chauffeur

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I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone

and sleep.in other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.
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An Irish priest looks out his window and sees a dead donkey in his yard. He calls the cops and gets Sergeant Murphy. He tells his story and Murphy being a wise

guy says Father..I thought it was a Priests duty to administer Last Rites..the phone went silent for a few seconds...then the good Father answers with: You are right Sergeant..but it is also our duty to notify the next of kin...

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Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place.Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey".
Miraculously, a parking place appeared.Paddy looked up again and said, "Never mind, I found one."

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Paddy stops in this bar in County Mayo..walks to the bar and orders a Pint of Guinness...The man says..I am sorry but the rules in this Town are we have to close one hour a day and we are not allowed to serve drinks...And we are closed now ...We closed at 2 O'Clock and it is now 2.30...you have a half hour to wait..Paddy says..well then I will sit right here and wait..The barman says that will be just fine.. Would you like a drink while you are waiting?

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I still miss my wife, But my aim is improving Humpty Dumpty didn't fall...he was pushed.
A short cut is the longest distance between two points.
Some people cause happiness wherever they go; others..whenever they go.
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A few household tips..Pinch of baking soda to the chili while it's still cooking, stops heartburn...

Simply by putting out a few bowls of ordinary vinegar in your yard when having a party...Will keep mosquitoes away...

Bubble Gum Removal!
"To remove bubble gum or any type of gum from hair (child's head, on arm, leg, etc.), simply spread peanut butter on the area and wash!
It comes out like magic because of the oil!!"

"If you have cast iron pans, or a wood stove that has collected "gunk" from being used over and over, remove the crusting with a paste made of cream of tartar and vinegar, it will make cleaning a breeze!!

"Clean A VaseTo remove those tough stains from the bottom of a glassvase, just fill with water and add two Alka-Seltzer tablets!

Cleaner Microwave Dissolve two Tbs. baking soda in one cup water in a small microwave-safe bowl. Let the solution boil in the microwave for a few minutes so that the steamcondenses on the walls.
Then wipe clean with a damp sponge Always put something like a toothpick or a straw in the water that you're boiling in the microwave.
Otherwise, it could explode when you take it out and give you a bad burn, because it actually reaches a point beyond boiling.

" FIREPLACE ALERT! Do not burn colored newspaper or magazines in your fireplace! They contain lead and when burned will emit dangerous levels of the lead. This

can be extremely harmful especially to children!

Hide Nail Holes From the landlady! Rub toothpaste into the hole and smooth with

a damp sponge.

Plastic Trash Bags
To keep plastic grocery bag clutter under control, stuff your bags into an empty kleenex box (the large size box).
It's pretty and it also gives you easy access when you need a bag in a hurry.

Sink Stains For dark stains, like rust, rub your sink with a paste made of Borax and lemon juice.
Lighter stains can be removed simply by rubbing with a piece of cut lemon.

Sliding Glass Door Tracks "Clean the door tracks with furniture polish instead of a cleaner. It gets the tracks clean and the polish acts as a lubricant.
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Bargain Basement

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Why do all the hard work trying to get the right car at the right price...Do it the

E-Z Way....Go to E-Z rent a car....

Who's driving?? Huey..Dewey..Louie or Donald?

This Duck is driving the last Gas Saver off the lot...

 

 

Discount Car Rentals http://www.e-zrentacar.com/default.asp?aid=420

 

I searchd the net and talked to all my guitar friends and they all came up with the same answer... Many took the course...some took many others before trying Jamorama..they all said the same thing.... Jamorama is the way to go...Duke

 

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http://theoub.jamorama.hop.clickbank.net

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Diabetics and weight watchers

You must try the Carbalose flour mix to make your pancakes..it is the closest taste to regular pancakes...

Pancakes and pancake syrup are loaded with carbs..Do yourself a favor and give this Lo-Carb breakfast a try...They say diabetes is becoming almost an epidemic...nip it in the bud...

I eat em' 2 or 3 times a week with the zero carb syrup...Duke

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Vitamins And Herbs at Vitanetonline.com

 

 

 

Sheet Music

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At these prices...start learning words and chords to many songs...
Singers and musicians...Stay ahead of your musical knowledge at the right price...Top of page check S&H prices..The price is right...This is the place..

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Get some great prices on vitamins and supplements...If your interested in a great price for the 32 oz bottle of acai..the new wonder supplement..On the opening page..on the left you ca enter acai in the search engine and read the revues on it...

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Sausalito’s

Now that you are half way through your shopping…you are probably getting hungry…Those of you that

are lucky enough to be in the Wayne to Butler area can stop in at…

Sausalito Fish and Chips

Route 23 North almost opposite the Auto mall…

1342 Route 23 North…Butler NJ

Tel. 973 838 8882…

Stop in and say hello to Angelo..for the best Fish and Chips around..Say hello for me…Angelo is a very congenial fellow with a good sense of humour… his waitresses are courteous and very sociable…You

will be glad you stopped…They serve many Fish dinners including Shrimp..Crabs.. Clams..Chicken Nuggets and Chicken&Chips. Also Manhattan and New England Clam Chowders…Plus a lot more… You will love the portions and the taste….Everything is reasonably priced…Duke

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